The Residents

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Liam (aka Lithium): A brightly coloured 20 year old male who likes crosswords, cleans more than anyone else and enjoys the iron chef in his free time. Liam aspires to be a doctor and secretly (NOT ANYMORE) likes to paint . Liam basically likes everything i dislike. Can be found sitting on our front porch drinking wine from the bottle.




Rick (only ever known as Rick): he's 20, he's going to run a marathon, he sings and plays guitar. Occasionally he's mistaken for a criminal but not to worry he's growing his hair. Rick frequents the RE, but likes it better when its seedy and quiet. Can be found playing tetris in a room with no windows. Likes tea.








Gaby (also known as Skinny by some guy at the Straddie Bowls club, but thats another story): She feels UNCOMFORTABLE describing herself but is over it already. Gaby likes swimming and fetta cheese. Gaby makes sure the bills get paid but also likes to steal from her housemates. Could be described as a hypochondriac and a phony vegetarian. Occasionally she tries to learn guitar and then gives up again. Currently fighting an addiction to pokies.









Hayley (Haylos to those who know her well): Looks like an angel. In fact thats part of the reason she lives here. Mystefied by her angel eyes i drew her into my life an now she lives in the long room with just a few too many windows (only a sheet separates Rick and Hayley when they sleep). A proactive environmentalist type, Hayley may be known to some as the president of stuck in the mud club. Hayley likes: frozen bananas and dancing and chai tea. Watch out for love bites.