Weekly Witchcraft
Mmm... there is nothing like the sweet taste of procrastination. Especially when you know you should be doing something more meaningful with your life rather than writing little messages to each other in internetland.
Anyway, my point is that I am concerned over the amount of power that gab wields over all of us. Her themes of the week seem to take on a life of their own and manage to infiltrate into our lives a lot more than you would initially think. Is she some sort of subtle sorcress? Or perhaps some sort of cunning pixie in disguise? Whatever the source of her power is, I find myself in a very vulnerable position: frontrow seats to suffer (or rejoice?) at the fate that the theme of the week imbues us with. I would hope that no-one should have to live through the same cheese-eating, brekky juice-consuming and undie stealing shenanigans that I have had to endure over the past week. I am petitioning her themed-greatness to, in future, enlighten us with slightly less scheming and devious themes for us to live out our week in. We still have another 2 days of subversive sabotage to endure, with a prime opportunity for sabotagic activites to occur, taking place tonight at Renee/Mel/Steve/Andrew/Antons housewarming... who will fall victim to this weeks cruel fate? and who will fall under the theme's spell and become a saboteur themselves? Watch your back partygoers, there is foul play afoot.

3 Comments:
lol...you love it! i think the pixie! thats definatly Gab.
at the end of the day Liam, we are all looking for something to guide our actions. You know, so we dont have to think too much. I'de much rather obey Gab than the law, or morals, or some kind of religion?
I'm sure Gab has her finger dipped in all three, having bribed national, religios and legal leaders with pixie-dust and apple cruble.
What's the new theme?
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