Roldmates Damn Fine Old mate

We helped our damnfine oldmate barnstorm into his 21st year last night. It was a damn fine night with many esteemed oldmates putting in for a oldmate TV for the good man. (Oldmate has never had a TV before and his oldmates had no idea what it was) There was a damnfine speech from oldmate Mike (Good man!) and Smelldragon put in with his oldmate pipes without getting sweaty palms! There was a bit of friesting going on from some oldmates (especially Sazpot) after a costly introduction to Rosies "beads" (something to do with oldmate stripper the night before...). Far East Rosie! Dogs! But yeah nah yeah nah it was a damnfine oldmate. Good man!

Translation:
We had a splendid time at Anthony's 21st birthday party last night. It was an enjoyable evening with some good friends of Anthony chipping in to buy him a Television. (Anthony's family have never had a television in the house before and had no idea what it was!). Michael gave a wonderful speech (Well done Michael!) and Andrew gave an awesome performance with his bagpipes. However, there was a bit of shenanigans going on after some fell for Anthony's trick (especially Sarah) of getting others to hold his "beads" (something to do with Anthony's lady of the evening from the night before...). You sly dog Anthony Rosengren! All in all it was a delightful party. Happy birthday Anthony!