Strange Happenings....

That pervading sense of doom associated with pending assignment deadlines (not unlike an early onset of the famed "swotvac madness" ) has settled in upon Clarence house just like the copious quantities of dust that already existed within its grubby interior. Endless hours bathing in the warm radiating glow of online journal articles has resulted in some of the house's occupants exhibiting increasingly strange behaviour. Take Rick for example. A boy once thought to be plain as an open book is turning out to be harboring some very interesting secrets. Just ask him about his Jake Gyllenhaal obsession that he has developed as of late...

Also, equally curious is the Kramer infestation that has spung up in the bathroom... I hope it isn't too contagious. We are having enough trouble as it is fighting off our various bodily fungi and diseases, let alone an amassing army of Kramers to deal with. So unless you've had your Kramer vaccination this year you might want to steer clear of the Clarence bathroom...