Attic Adventures

After a few too many red wines the other night it seemed a most reasonable idea to climb up to the 4 metre high ceiling in the kitchen and attempt to mount an assault on the previously unexplored upper echelons of our house. Luckily despite high levels of intoxication there were not resulting serious injuries. It was a little bit dusty but perhaps a roof party is now in order?

Roldmates Damn Fine Old mate

We helped our damnfine oldmate barnstorm into his 21st year last night. It was a damn fine night with many esteemed oldmates putting in for a oldmate TV for the good man. (Oldmate has never had a TV before and his oldmates had no idea what it was) There was a damnfine speech from oldmate Mike (Good man!) and Smelldragon put in with his oldmate pipes without getting sweaty palms! There was a bit of friesting going on from some oldmates (especially Sazpot) after a costly introduction to Rosies "beads" (something to do with oldmate stripper the night before...). Far East Rosie! Dogs! But yeah nah yeah nah it was a damnfine oldmate. Good man!

Translation:
We had a splendid time at Anthony's 21st birthday party last night. It was an enjoyable evening with some good friends of Anthony chipping in to buy him a Television. (Anthony's family have never had a television in the house before and had no idea what it was!). Michael gave a wonderful speech (Well done Michael!) and Andrew gave an awesome performance with his bagpipes. However, there was a bit of shenanigans going on after some fell for Anthony's trick (especially Sarah) of getting others to hold his "beads" (something to do with Anthony's lady of the evening from the night before...). You sly dog Anthony Rosengren! All in all it was a delightful party. Happy birthday Anthony!

One Earth, One People, One Time

While at moonfest last night, we were accosted by overbearing hippes trying to convince us that we were living our time here on earth all wrong! No it wasn't that we were wasting precious natural resources under an evil government, or that we were slaughtering innocent animals for pelts and chicken drumsticks.... instead they revealed to us there was a 'natural' way to go about our year/time/universal experience. Bam! I was sold.... behold... The Foundation for the Law of Time... (Check out their 'Galactic Institutute www.lawoftime.org)


"Thirteen Months/Moons is a measure of the natural flow of time. To follow this path is to return to living in harmony wit the universal cycles of nature. A calendar is a programming device - it programs society or culture that uses it in all of its daily, weekly, monthly and annual customs and habits. The Great Calendar Change is actually the beginning of a mind shift.


When you walk the path of the thirteen months, you are actually living the cosmology of the fourth-dimensional time. This is something for you to discover with others who are following the new calendar into the new time. When you play with others according to the new calendar you are creating Planet Art. Just by following this new calendar you are making the choice of placing yourself once again in harmony with the biosphere. This, in itself, is a planetary service."

Let me know if it changes your life as it did mine.