Best Last Days Ever

The last few days of drunken revelry and hedonistic celebration have taken their toll on my once functioning capacity for memory. With elements of thursday night, friday night and saturday night all blending into one continuous blur what follows is an attempt to record the facts before they dissappear completely from concious recollection...

Thursday: Following handing in last ever assignment and getting 100% for my last oral, came a delicious Indonesian lunch (thanks to rick for being my wine courier bitch), steins at the red room, harrassing renee at grinders, balderdash and scrabble at woodstock, dirty dirty dancing at the RE to even dirtier RE songs and almost getting kicked out for tearing up the dance floor.

Friday: Baking scones and choccie cake at 7am with a massive hangover, last ever lecture, Haylos' awesome picnic, hackey sac battles, skateboarding around the great court, playing a game of pingpong on the roof of michie building, riding andrews chopper bike around uni and then into the red room without getting in trouble ("thats right, i own this university..."), long island ice teas, a giant pig on a spit, free drinks from el presidante, Hayley's sexy booby-shaking antics at african dancing (i have video if anyone wants to see...), and the beautiful sounds of Lansana Camara on his 22 string kora.

Saturday: Lots and lots of free food to stock up for swotvac, making a badass jack-o-lactern and getting a costume in order for Nu's birthday/halloween party.



Now, we leave that all behind as caffeine and borocca are substituted for alcohol, the pub is replaced by the library, parties are overtaken by lecture notes and swotvac madness slowly starts creeping in...

Selling out Clarence?!

To all you blog administrators out there!
(I'm talking to you mel, renee and toby)
Have you guys ever considered signing up to that AdSense or whatever its called on blogger? It gets google to place ads on your blog. And you get money per click! You could get all your friends to just click on your blog all day! How cool would that be!... but it does kinda creep me out jumping in the same boat as those evil villians that created popup's and spam and adware and the like... Oh the dilemma....

by the way guys.... I could really go a nice cold refreshing Coca-Cola(TM)(R) right about now! Mmm yeah!

Strange Happenings....

That pervading sense of doom associated with pending assignment deadlines (not unlike an early onset of the famed "swotvac madness" ) has settled in upon Clarence house just like the copious quantities of dust that already existed within its grubby interior. Endless hours bathing in the warm radiating glow of online journal articles has resulted in some of the house's occupants exhibiting increasingly strange behaviour. Take Rick for example. A boy once thought to be plain as an open book is turning out to be harboring some very interesting secrets. Just ask him about his Jake Gyllenhaal obsession that he has developed as of late...

Also, equally curious is the Kramer infestation that has spung up in the bathroom... I hope it isn't too contagious. We are having enough trouble as it is fighting off our various bodily fungi and diseases, let alone an amassing army of Kramers to deal with. So unless you've had your Kramer vaccination this year you might want to steer clear of the Clarence bathroom...